Not a Calorie Clusterf*ck

Over the past six weeks it has become a mission to find alcohol replacements that are: 1) Not depressing, and 2) Not a calorie clusterf*ck I refuse to give up the booze AND further expand my waistline. The wine already did enough damage and – damn it – the number on the scales is going…

The ‘F’ Word

I was fired. They were at pains to point out that I was not technically being fired, they were just terminating my contract. Apparently this is completely different. No issues with your work, just going in a new direction, a good reference will be provided… but we’re making today your last day. I was definitely…

The ‘A’ Word

I’ve now been sober for six weeks, and nobody could be more surprised than I am that I have made it this far. Of course, as a secret drinker, none of the people around me knew about The Problem, so they wouldn’t have anything to be surprised about. Some probably had suspicions that I might…